Why is dating an Austrian girl a hard thing to do?

• Especially, if she also speaks slovenian:
• "Pridi k meni, moj Tigerrr!"
• Now remember how they say the letter R!
• Read the line again, and imagne how the foreplay would be like.

• For my international readers, here is the international edition:

• "Grab me hard, my Tiger!"

Don't get cremated...

• It is bad for the environment!
• When bodies are burned a lot of gas or other fosile fuel is burnt.
• That means that a lot of CO2 emissions.
• That means global warming.
• That means more people will die because they will drown by the melting snow.
• That means more people will have to be cremated.
• And that means even more CO2 emissions... you get the picture.
• I can't help but wonder, can we cremate environmental irrationalism?
• PS: How many missing links are there in the above "argument"?

Power of religion.

• With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

- Steven Weinberg

• Amen ?!

Jože Pučnik je zaprt zardi megle!

Zato predlagamo vsem turistom, da si vzamejo še en dan za ogled slovenske prestolnice Janšograda.

• Translation and explanation will be supplied on demand.

• Go and learn slovenian language. If nothing else you will get our jokes and be able to understand half of Poland, which is ironically learning our language.