After doing it for the second time this year, (make no mistakes, I am talking about running!) I am tired. Pleasantly tired... so I wonder why didn't "mother nature" make sex more like running? I am going to try and convince her (mother nature!) with my reasons why sex should be like running:
- you don't need foreplay, you just put your snickers on and you are off,
- you don't need a partner who needs satisfying. If she gets tired or is unwilling you just leave her behind. (and no solo sex is not sex!)
- society accepts the fact that you do it in groups or even with persons of same sex
- it is unlikely that your partner will hurt or infect you
- if you don't use protective gear, the group of runners doesn't accidentally increase in nine months.
- you can wear white socks throughout the activity
- and...
I know these reasons don't necessarily make much sense, but I don't care I am finally high (running high) again!
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