Only 10 % of women can preform Teabags

One of the most shocking things you can learn from women. Period.

She found out!

What to do when you find out your girlfriend found your blog (which says...don't read this!):

• Stop posting links to questionable pages. You might get a shocking surprise, next time you have sex.
• Respect woman nature even more. Worship her will power to take enough time to find the damn blog!
• Stop boring her with the same stories you write about on the blog. She already knows about them.
• Don't whine about her on-line. Not that there is anything to whine about darling ;).
• Work out more regulary...so she knows you are in shape! (Or at least make it look like you are :) ).
• Always end your posts with: Hugs and kisses darling! And begin them with flowers. Pretty flowers!

Or not! Hugs and kisses darling! ;) (Picture from: http://getawallpaper.com:8080/categories/Others/HDR/HDR_Wallpapers_37.jpg)

Ten reasons why Alkohol is bad

1. It poisons your body and kills your brain cells.
2. Makes you manipulate people.
3. Decreases your mental abilities the next day.
4. Makes you addicted.
5. Creates black holes in your wallet.
6. Decreases your physical abilities.
7. Decreases erection, while making you think you are Cassanova.
8. Makes you look stupid.
9. Gives your stomach good reasons to do flip overs.
10. Produces some really embarrassing quotes.

All that doesn't stop us from drinking it!

A very rude joke (it gets rude in slovenian)

• A man with one glass eye meets a women with crutches on a corridor. He asks her: "How is it going?" She replies: "Well, can't you see?".
• Miha gre po hodniku na faksu. Sreča Ado. "Kako kej gre?" "Ma tko, a ne vidiš?".

Grammar heell

The road to hell is paved with adverbs. - Stephen King

Wild horse running through my belly

Don't eat "hardcore" food before going to bed, if you want to be productive the next day.

Job interview questions

Here are the "right" answers to the worst questions:

• Have you ever brought a lawsuit against an employer? "No, but I’m always open to new experiences."

• Are you planning on having kids? "With you?"

• What interests you about our company? “Um, I heard you were hiring?”

• Can you work under pressure? “If I don’t get this job I’ll lose my house, my wife, and the eight third-world children I’ve been supporting will be doomed to starvation. How’m I doing so far?”

• How do you define sexual harrassment? “Come closer and I’ll show you.”

• Do you ever abuse alcohol or drugs? “I didn’t realize I had to choose”

• What is your biggest weakness? “I have two” ... “one, I have an aversion to kryptonite but it doesn’t normally affect my work, and two, you really don’t want me to work overtime during a full moon. Seriously.”

• Where do you see yourself in five years? “In mirrors and on YouTube. Unless I’m undead; then only on YouTube.”

• We like to consider ourselves an 'open' company who celebrates diversity, tell me about a time you've experience diversity in the workplace? "Well there was this time I called an Asian co-worker a chink and later I realized she was Korean. Boy did I feel silly and we all had a good laugh afterward. Did you know Asians really like photography equipment?"

• If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? "I have a redwood in my pants. Does that count?"

• What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? "African or European?

• Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Peter - family guy:Thinking: "Don't say doing you wife, don't say doing your wife" Says: "Doing you... son?" or 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me that question.'

• What do you think you can bring to the company? "Drugs?"

You can't really prepare. Do your best and live with it!

Nature making its April Fool!

Woke up at 5:15 AM. There was a mosquito buzzing around my ears. Got up and opened the window to let the cool air inside. It worked..ish.

Raising the bar

Economic production or incredible sex. How much better can they get?

Lessons from Vienna

I loved the weekend trip, without any bullshit...here is what I learned: 1. Bigger cities have this metropolitan feel to it - just addictive. 2. Citybike is a great marketing opportunity for banks. 3. Austrian culture overdone the internalization of norms. Newspaper stands rely solely on fairness, tram tickets are rarely checked...Too much. 4. Erasmus students party a lot. I don't know about sex, but they mostly seemed satisfied. 5. I can't believe that Austrians can still smoke in public places. Smelly. 6. Mixing of different cultures is fun. 7. Short trips are great.

Eat burek! (or something greasy)

Almost 1$

• Is what I earned over the weekend with my blog. Due to contractual limitations I am probably never going to see my money. Anyway it feels good to know my blog is worth almost a buck.
• Contractual obligations...oblige me not to encourage you to click on the ads on this page so PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON ANY ADS!

Google is easy

• And that is why it works and is not being taken over by Micro&soft.
• They focused on users and not profits. In a digital society where marginal costs are close to zero that is the principle to follow.
• I have am going to try this theory to the test by installing adsense.
• According to this I mustn't encourage you to click on any ads so please don't! Maybe you shouldn't even look at them!
• If you hate this page because of ads, please follow the instructions bellow the blog title.

Different abilities

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.- Friedrich Nietzsche

Matter of perspective

• Person A: If someone wants my respect he/she must earn it.
• Person B: Everyone should be respected until he/she screws up.
• So what is the difference between A and B?
• One of them usually acts a bit snobbish, while the other is usually considered a nice guy.

Rodica

• The highest hill in the background, getting a very impolite message (kurc te gleda), was the destination of this ski trip.
• We were lazy, because we bought and used a "one way to the top" ticket for Vogel skiing resort. That means we only had to hike 3km of distance with approximately 300m elevation. Not much.
• But as you can see, there was much sun...which I still feel on my face. Note to myself:Next time use sun protection!
• Firstly we crossed a slope and walked a short but quite steep slope to get to the ridge:
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• After that it was an easy ridge hike to the top. I even got to use ski skins (pse).
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• The top was very quite pleasant untill it started filling up.
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• Fancy views...
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• Skiing was quite nice, although I used the classical 180cm skis - which got their scars (half a centimeter deep!) in the lower parts of the ride. The terrain is very versatile...steep, wide, narrow, flat...just great.
• All in all a great way to get tanned.

In the end...

"In the end, everything is gonna be alright. If it is not alright its not the end."

Life is funny

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." - Stephen Hawking

Playing drums the whole f**king life

Take 3 minutes to watch this and another two to think about it.

"You chauvinistic pig!"