A very rude joke (it gets rude in slovenian)

• A man with one glass eye meets a women with crutches on a corridor. He asks her: "How is it going?" She replies: "Well, can't you see?".
• Miha gre po hodniku na faksu. Sreča Ado. "Kako kej gre?" "Ma tko, a ne vidiš?".

Grammar heell

The road to hell is paved with adverbs. - Stephen King

Wild horse running through my belly

Don't eat "hardcore" food before going to bed, if you want to be productive the next day.

Heart touching "eco" propaganda

• "explain to future generations, it was good for the economy"

• "when they can't farm the land, breathe the air and drink the water."

• irrational really can sell.

Interesting brain, dull person

If little else, the brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

Lost brain virginty

"Most waste their most creative years by figuring how to look like retouched images." - J P