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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Haggling
I've been to the Grand Bazaar of Istanbul a bit too often in the last week so here is what I have learned:
- Grand bazaar is mostly about screwing stupid tourists.
- Just say NO. Or say nothing.
- If you want the prices to fall just say you are from Bosnia, or another poor ex-Yugoslav country such as Slovenia.
- Haggling can be exciting, even addictive. Some people then go and buy stuff just so that they can haggle.
- Don't be too excited about anything.
- If a salesman takes five minutes to walk you around town and offers you tea and water, you are not obliged to buy his most expensive item.
- Just walking away does wonders for the price. Very good principle to use in daily life as well.
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Friday, August 03, 2007
Blind guess
Euros are aproaching fast. To cut all the I am looking foward to crap...let me try to guess topics of the debates in preliminary rounds. Hopefully this will be interesting to read afterwards:
- Doping (THW legalise doping)
- Global warming (THB Kyoto is a myth)
- Kosovo (THS independant Kosovo)
- Drugs (legalisation)
- EU (But nothing to do with Turkey)
- Terrorism (negotiate with terrorist)
- SC and Darfur
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Thursday, June 28, 2007
Why is dating an Austrian girl a hard thing to do?
- Especially, if she also speaks slovenian:
- "Pridi k meni, moj Tigerrr!"
- Now remember how they say the letter R!
- Read the line again, and imagne how the foreplay would be like.
- For my international readers, here is the international edition:
- "Grab me hard, my Tiger!"
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Don't get cremated...
- It is bad for the environment!
- When bodies are burned a lot of gas or other fosile fuel is burnt.
- That means that a lot of CO2 emissions.
- That means global warming.
- That means more people will die because they will drown by the melting snow.
- That means more people will have to be cremated.
- And that means even more CO2 emissions... you get the picture.
- I can't help but wonder, can we cremate environmental irrationalism?
- PS: How many missing links are there in the above "argument"?
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Power of religion.
- With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
- Amen ?!
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