Quid pro quo applies

• The last single (pre wedding) parties are always interesting. Particularly in rural places. It is obligatory that the future husband gets tied on a Cross. Don't ask me why, but I would speculate it has much to do with socialistic past of a country. It is not uncomon for a (in the end, not so much) bride to lose her groom, because of hypotermia, alcohol poissoning, or other types of stupidities like tying "Jeseus" on a cross and driving him around in a trailor, without any straps, through tight curves, with neck braking speed...yes, literaly neck braking.

• However none of these beat the following scenario:
• A very outspoken and creatice guy was organizing a fare well party for his best friend. Since he felt that "Jesus" was a bit conservative, he made sure, he got tied to the Cross and then brought out a prostitute, which gave him a blow job in front of other guys. I don't know if they still are best friedns, but I do know he did not like the experience.
• The next year the sides were shifted. The story pretty much repeated itself, and the future broom quite loudly said, oh yeah my last single blow job, thanks guys, I am going to enjoy this... Well, it turned out that his friend was also quite creative, because he returned the rather unpleasant experience, by araging a male prostitute to really return the favor.

Intelectual

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. - Aldous Huxley

YOu fat bastard...I can't believe I married you

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. - Cindy Gardner

Life

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Face says it all

♫ A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. -Oscar Wilde

Sure, make assumptions!

• “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” ~Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

• “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” ~Ken Olson, president and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

• “Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” ~H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

• “We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” ~Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

• “I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.” ~Gary Cooper turning down “Gone With the Wind.”

• “This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. ~Western Union internal memo, 1876.

• “The concept is interesting… but to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.” ~Yale professor on conceptual paper that became FedEx.

• “What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.” ~Michael Dell on Apple, 1997.

• “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” ~Bill Gates, 1981.

• “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” ~Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

• So what is your assumption?