- The last single (pre wedding) parties are always interesting. Particularly in rural places. It is obligatory that the future husband gets tied on a Cross. Don't ask me why, but I would speculate it has much to do with socialistic past of a country. It is not uncomon for a (in the end, not so much) bride to lose her groom, because of hypotermia, alcohol poissoning, or other types of stupidities like tying "Jeseus" on a cross and driving him around in a trailor, without any straps, through tight curves, with neck braking speed...yes, literaly neck braking.
- However none of these beat the following scenario:
- A very outspoken and creatice guy was organizing a fare well party for his best friend. Since he felt that "Jesus" was a bit conservative, he made sure, he got tied to the Cross and then brought out a prostitute, which gave him a blow job in front of other guys. I don't know if they still are best friedns, but I do know he did not like the experience.
- The next year the sides were shifted. The story pretty much repeated itself, and the future broom quite loudly said, oh yeah my last single blow job, thanks guys, I am going to enjoy this... Well, it turned out that his friend was also quite creative, because he returned the rather unpleasant experience, by araging a male prostitute to really return the favor.