Thursday, June 28, 2007

Why is dating an Austrian girl a hard thing to do?

  • Especially, if she also speaks slovenian:
  • "Pridi k meni, moj Tigerrr!"
  • Now remember how they say the letter R!
  • Read the line again, and imagne how the foreplay would be like.
  • For my international readers, here is the international edition:
  • "Grab me hard, my Tiger!"

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Don't get cremated...

  • It is bad for the environment!
  • When bodies are burned a lot of gas or other fosile fuel is burnt.
  • That means that a lot of CO2 emissions.
  • That means global warming.
  • That means more people will die because they will drown by the melting snow.
  • That means more people will have to be cremated.
  • And that means even more CO2 emissions... you get the picture.
  • I can't help but wonder, can we cremate environmental irrationalism?
  • PS: How many missing links are there in the above "argument"?

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Power of religion.

  • With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
- Steven Weinberg
  • Amen ?!

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Jože Pučnik je zaprt zardi megle!

Zato predlagamo vsem turistom, da si vzamejo še en dan za ogled slovenske prestolnice Janšograda.

  • Translation and explanation will be supplied on demand.
  • Go and learn slovenian language. If nothing else you will get our jokes and be able to understand half of Poland, which is ironically learning our language.