Exercise

Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.   - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

even look hot?

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. - Jessica Alba

Calendar crazy

• I love calendars. Outlook, Thunderbird+lightning+Google calendar...you name it.
• But sometimes physical world really has its touch appeal.
• http://www.bubblecalendar.com/index.htm
• Make it in local languages, different colors and sell it
• (If faced with low funds...just import)

Do your best!

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

Honestly...what is that?

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Character

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. - Evan Esar

Quid pro quo applies

• The last single (pre wedding) parties are always interesting. Particularly in rural places. It is obligatory that the future husband gets tied on a Cross. Don't ask me why, but I would speculate it has much to do with socialistic past of a country. It is not uncomon for a (in the end, not so much) bride to lose her groom, because of hypotermia, alcohol poissoning, or other types of stupidities like tying "Jeseus" on a cross and driving him around in a trailor, without any straps, through tight curves, with neck braking speed...yes, literaly neck braking.

• However none of these beat the following scenario:
• A very outspoken and creatice guy was organizing a fare well party for his best friend. Since he felt that "Jesus" was a bit conservative, he made sure, he got tied to the Cross and then brought out a prostitute, which gave him a blow job in front of other guys. I don't know if they still are best friedns, but I do know he did not like the experience.
• The next year the sides were shifted. The story pretty much repeated itself, and the future broom quite loudly said, oh yeah my last single blow job, thanks guys, I am going to enjoy this... Well, it turned out that his friend was also quite creative, because he returned the rather unpleasant experience, by araging a male prostitute to really return the favor.

Intelectual

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. - Aldous Huxley

YOu fat bastard...I can't believe I married you

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. - Cindy Gardner

Life

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Face says it all

♫ A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. -Oscar Wilde

Sure, make assumptions!

• “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” ~Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

• “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” ~Ken Olson, president and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

• “Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” ~H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

• “We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” ~Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

• “I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.” ~Gary Cooper turning down “Gone With the Wind.”

• “This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. ~Western Union internal memo, 1876.

• “The concept is interesting… but to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.” ~Yale professor on conceptual paper that became FedEx.

• “What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.” ~Michael Dell on Apple, 1997.

• “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” ~Bill Gates, 1981.

• “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” ~Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

• So what is your assumption?

Najemnine.si

Make this local.

Egotripping

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

Logical fallacies & Argumentation

All arguments have the same basic structure: A therefore B. They begin with one or more premises (A), which is a fact or assumption upon which the argument is based. They then apply a logical principle (therefore) to arrive at a conclusion (B). An example of a logical principle is that of equivalence. For example, if you begin with the premises that A=B and B=C, you can apply the logical principle of equivalence to conclude that A=C. A logical fallacy is a false or incorrect logical principle. An argument that is based upon a logical fallacy is therefore not valid. It is important to note that if the logic of an argument is valid then the conclusion must also be valid, which means that if the premises are all true then the conclusion must also be true. Valid logic applied to one or more false premises, however, leads to an invalid argument. Also, if an argument is not valid the conclusion may, by chance, still be true.

Top 20 Logical Fallacies (in alphabetical order)

1. Ad hominem An ad hominem argument is any that attempts to counter anothers claims or conclusions by attacking the person, rather than addressing the argument itself. True believers will often commit this fallacy by countering the arguments of skeptics by stating that skeptics are closed minded. Skeptics, on the other hand, may fall into the trap of dismissing the claims of UFO believers, for example, by stating that people who believe in UFO's are crazy or stupid.

2. Ad ignorantiam The argument from ignorance basically states that a specific belief is true because we don't know that it isn't true. Defenders of extrasensory perception, for example, will often overemphasize how much we do not know about the human brain. UFO proponents will often argue that an object sighted in the sky is unknown, and therefore it is an alien spacecraft.

3. Argument from authority Stating that a claim is true because a person or group of perceived authority says it is true. Often this argument is implied by emphasizing the many years of experience, or the formal degrees held by the individual making a specific claim. It is reasonable to give more credence to the claims of those with the proper background, education, and credentials, or to be suspicious of the claims of someone making authoritative statements in an area for which they cannot demonstrate expertise. But the truth of a claim should ultimately rest on logic and evidence, not the authority of the person promoting it.

4. Argument from final Consequences Such arguments (also called teleological) are based on a reversal of cause and effect, because they argue that something is caused by the ultimate effect that it has, or purpose that is serves. For example: God must exist, because otherwise life would have no meaning.

5. Argument from Personal Incredulity I cannot explain or understand this, therefore it cannot be true. Creationists are fond of arguing that they cannot imagine the complexity of life resulting from blind evolution, but that does not mean life did not evolve.

6. Confusing association with causation This is similar to the post-hoc fallacy in that it assumes cause and effect for two variables simply because they are correlated, although the relationship here is not strictly that of one variable following the other in time. This fallacy is often used to give a statistical correlation a causal interpretation. For example, during the 1990’s both religious attendance and illegal drug use have been on the rise. It would be a fallacy to conclude that therefore, religious attendance causes illegal drug use. It is also possible that drug use leads to an increase in religious attendance, or that both drug use and religious attendance are increased by a third variable, such as an increase in societal unrest. It is also possible that both variables are independent of one another, and it is mere coincidence that they are both increasing at the same time. A corollary to this is the invocation of this logical fallacy to argue that an association does not represent causation, rather it is more accurate to say that correlation does not necessarily mean causation, but it can. Also, multiple independent correlations can point reliably to a causation, and is a reasonable line of argument.

7. Confusing currently unexplained with unexplainable Because we do not currently have an adequate explanation for a phenomenon does not mean that it is forever unexplainable, or that it therefore defies the laws of nature or requires a paranormal explanation. An example of this is the "God of the Gapsâ" strategy of creationists that whatever we cannot currently explain is unexplainable and was therefore an act of god.

8. False Continuum The idea that because there is no definitive demarcation line between two extremes, that the distinction between the extremes is not real or meaningful: There is a fuzzy line between cults and religion, therefore they are really the same thing.

9. False Dichotomy Arbitrarily reducing a set of many possibilities to only two. For example, evolution is not possible, therefore we must have been created (assumes these are the only two possibilities). This fallacy can also be used to oversimplify a continuum of variation to two black and white choices. For example, science and pseudoscience are not two discrete entities, but rather the methods and claims of all those who attempt to explain reality fall along a continuum from one extreme to the other.

10. Inconsistency Applying criteria or rules to one belief, claim, argument, or position but not to others. For example, some consumer advocates argue that we need stronger regulation of prescription drugs to ensure their safety and effectiveness, but at the same time argue that medicinal herbs should be sold with no regulation for either safety or effectiveness.

11. The Moving Goalpost A method of denial arbitrarily moving the criteria for "proof" or acceptance out of range of whatever evidence currently exists.

12. Non-Sequitur In Latin this term translates to "doesn't follow". This refers to an argument in which the conclusion does not necessarily follow from the premises. In other words, a logical connection is implied where none exists.

13. Post-hoc ergo propter hoc This fallacy follows the basic format of: A preceded B, therefore A caused B, and therefore assumes cause and effect for two events just because they are temporally related (the latin translates to "after this, therefore because of this").

14. Reductio ad absurdum In formal logic, the reductio ad absurdum is a legitimate argument. It follows the form that if the premises are assumed to be true it necessarily leads to an absurd (false) conclusion and therefore one or more premises must be false. The term is now often used to refer to the abuse of this style of argument, by stretching the logic in order to force an absurd conclusion. For example a UFO enthusiast once argued that if I am skeptical about the existence of alien visitors, I must also be skeptical of the existence of the Great Wall of China, since I have not personally seen either. This is a false reductio ad absurdum because he is ignoring evidence other than personal eyewitness evidence, and also logical inference. In short, being skeptical of UFO's does not require rejecting the existence of the Great Wall.

15. Slippery Slope This logical fallacy is the argument that a position is not consistent or tenable because accepting the position means that the extreme of the position must also be accepted. But moderate positions do not necessarily lead down the slippery slope to the extreme.

16. Straw Man Arguing against a position which you create specifically to be easy to argue against, rather than the position actually held by those who oppose your point of view.

17. Special pleading, or ad-hoc reasoning This is a subtle fallacy which is often difficult to recognize. In essence, it is the arbitrary introduction of new elements into an argument in order to fix them so that they appear valid. A good example of this is the ad-hoc dismissal of negative test results. For example, one might point out that ESP has never been demonstrated under adequate test conditions, therefore ESP is not a genuine phenomenon. Defenders of ESP have attempted to counter this argument by introducing the arbitrary premise that ESP does not work in the presence of skeptics. This fallacy is often taken to ridiculous extremes, and more and more bizarre ad hoc elements are added to explain experimental failures or logical inconsistencies.

18. Tautology A tautology is an argument that utilizes circular reasoning, which means that the conclusion is also its own premise. The structure of such arguments is A=B therefore A=B, although the premise and conclusion might be formulated differently so it is not immediately apparent as such. For example, saying that therapeutic touch works because it manipulates the life force is a tautology because the definition of therapeutic touch is the alleged manipulation (without touching) of the life force.

19. Tu quoque Literally, you too. This is an attempt to justify wrong action because someone else also does it. "My evidence may be invalid, but so is yours."

20. Unstated Major Premise This fallacy occurs when one makes an argument which assumes a premise which is not explicitly stated. For example, arguing that we should label food products with their cholesterol content because Americans have high cholesterol assumes that: 1) cholesterol in food causes high serum cholesterol; 2) labeling will reduce consumption of cholesterol; and 3) that having a high serum cholesterol is unhealthy. This fallacy is also sometimes called begging the question. From The extensive read

I am right

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William G. McAdoo

German

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law. - Alex Levin

Just be happy

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Up yours you workaholic!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. - Evan Esar

It is fucking albatross flavor

• Enjoy it!
• Am still laughing...

Jep, you are just disgusting...(inset name)

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do this for the local enviroment

• LINK
• Broaden it by displaying milliondollarpage style sheet.
• Mix it and charge to get on the lsit.

Chockin Air alert

• Everyone has a cell phone (yes there are exeptions),
• Everyone likes to breathe as little polluted air as possible (yes there are exeptions),
• The air pollution data is quite ok (yes there are exeptions),

1. Get permission to use public pollution data (including flower dust...)
2. Collaborate with cell phone network porivedrs (usesr pay for information model)
3. Buy/lease the appropriate technology.

• Alternatively sell your idea to an established mobile content provider.
• Don't forget to exploit the localization capabilities of cell phones.

Really real

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Pravne novice (legal news)

All good lawyers need to keep up with whats new and hot.

1. Figure out how Mashable and alike work &copy&adjust the model
2. Get some members
3. Advertise in some magazines
4. Add ads and pray your market is big enough

Stupid is, stupid does.

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller

Getting old is more than just loosing hair, teeth and flexibility

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. - Robert Anton Wilson

Great for Vertigo!

Click this and enjoy!

Mojstrovka, turno smučanje

Internet franchize

• Find the best of the best webpages for the most popular & lucrative internet businesses that aren't taken yet:
• Real estate
• Finance
• Travel
• Retailer (takse guts!)
• Contact the original firm and sign a franchize contract, %would probably work best.
• Translate and adapt.

Free, big beach boards

• A nice marketing opportunity.
• Get some advertisers (I reckon Nivea would be interested)
• Buy some oversized bodyboards that can carry two people and add padels.
• Paint the boards in inovative way...with ads.
• Lend them for free on popular beaches as promotional actions.

Pump it up!

• I am not sure why but in the last few days I have learned, that:
• Turbines are 95% efficient
• Windmills and solar cells are useless if the Watts they produce can't be used.
• Hydro pumping power plants are by far the most efficient way to maintain a healthy grid.
• Produced watta can be stored using superconductors.
• Now its time to get back to the social stuff.

Importing OLED lights

Once the patent rights and LCD lobbies get out of the way this technology is going to revolutionize the way we look at things and light them.

• Keep up with technology / desing advances.
• Cooperate with a company that has some experience with import.
• Cooperate and make money

Only 10 % of women can preform Teabags

One of the most shocking things you can learn from women. Period.

Visual future (where to go?) -WARNING, THIS POST SUCKS!

Where should I go and stretch my legs? Look no further (hribi.net)

Work, work, work...

This is like deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra

Telovadba #93

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Matranje 7,4/10
• Počutje: Mal jezen, ker si ne vzamem večkrat časa zase.

Penzijon?

Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Just let go

1. Have someone you trust step behind you.
2. Relax and lean backward until you fall.

Easy isn't it? Or is it? "If you want to trust others you must first trust yourself."

Very good for understanding art

There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. - Pablo Picasso

Telovadba #92

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Matranje 7,4/10
• Počutje:Paše po cečem dnevu sedenja!

Also useful for relationships

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. - Jerome Blattner

True

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Be Inspired (use if you feel down!)

Source: Nasa

• Inspirational video (a good one actually)

• Here are some of the best quotes you might have missed when feeling inspired:

• Success seems to be largely the matter of HANGING ON after others have let go - William Feather

• Fear keeps people small. On the other side of your greatest fears lives your greatest life - Robin Sharma

• Be positive. What you think is who you become

• When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy - Samuel Goldwyn

• Be the change you want to see in the world - Ghandi

• Back up video

• Success is the outcome of thinking, visualizing, planning and taking action
• Your mind is the generator of failure, and also the generator of success
• When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps

• The absolute back up
• Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it present.

• If you want to be happy, be - Leo Tolstoj

• Use only if really down on motivation
• A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step - Lao-tzu
• Thought is action in rehearsal - Sigmund Freud
• Motivation is when you dreams put on work clothes - Benjamin Franklin

She found out!

What to do when you find out your girlfriend found your blog (which says...don't read this!):

• Stop posting links to questionable pages. You might get a shocking surprise, next time you have sex.
• Respect woman nature even more. Worship her will power to take enough time to find the damn blog!
• Stop boring her with the same stories you write about on the blog. She already knows about them.
• Don't whine about her on-line. Not that there is anything to whine about darling ;).
• Work out more regulary...so she knows you are in shape! (Or at least make it look like you are :) ).
• Always end your posts with: Hugs and kisses darling! And begin them with flowers. Pretty flowers!

Or not! Hugs and kisses darling! ;) (Picture from: http://getawallpaper.com:8080/categories/Others/HDR/HDR_Wallpapers_37.jpg)

Averagely successful in life!

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. - Jean Kerr

Famous = Rich

• Why?

• Because even your nude photos get expensive (almost 90,000$) if you get famous!

• If these guys married Sarcosy, I wonder how expensive these photos would become :)
• The photo itself (source) really is a piece of art.

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

We want more copyright protection!

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge. - Enrico Fermi

Grov up! (And learn your grammar!)

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

What is work? No, really

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - James M. Barrie

Fashion freak yeah!

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Ten reasons why Alkohol is bad

1. It poisons your body and kills your brain cells.
2. Makes you manipulate people.
3. Decreases your mental abilities the next day.
4. Makes you addicted.
5. Creates black holes in your wallet.
6. Decreases your physical abilities.
7. Decreases erection, while making you think you are Cassanova.
8. Makes you look stupid.
9. Gives your stomach good reasons to do flip overs.
10. Produces some really embarrassing quotes.

All that doesn't stop us from drinking it!

Nobody has the balls to criticize aviation pollution?

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth! - Henry David Thoreau

Mesothelioma Risk, Personal Injury Lawyer, Travel, Hotels, Car Insurance

Are one of the best paid adwords. And many are trying to live of it! It seems that online advertising has just entered its puberty! So google&co, do you digg?

Telovadba #91

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Matranje 7,1/10
• Počutje: Fajn, kljub depresivnemu aprilskemu vremenu!

Change society or change legislation?

95% of 18-24 year old copy music illegaly! So I ask myself: Majorities decide who gets to be elected... The elected then pass legislation...The legislation must represent the basic consensus on what is to be right or wrong...If 95% then does something that is wrong = against the legislation...what is wrong with legislation?

Telovadba #90

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Matranje 7,2/10
• Počutje:Ko te tudi muskelfiber ne uniči več!

Tek #1 (Satan bite me!)

• From Orle road to home.
• Distance: Too much. (aprroximately 7 km)
• Time: Shame. (47minutes)
• Well being: Well at least my ankles don't hurt. (Everything else does)
• Advice: Why run, get a bike!

A very rude joke (it gets rude in slovenian)

• A man with one glass eye meets a women with crutches on a corridor. He asks her: "How is it going?" She replies: "Well, can't you see?".
• Miha gre po hodniku na faksu. Sreča Ado. "Kako kej gre?" "Ma tko, a ne vidiš?".

Grammar heell

The road to hell is paved with adverbs. - Stephen King

Wild horse running through my belly

Don't eat "hardcore" food before going to bed, if you want to be productive the next day.

Heart touching "eco" propaganda

• "explain to future generations, it was good for the economy"

• "when they can't farm the land, breathe the air and drink the water."

• irrational really can sell.

Interesting brain, dull person

If little else, the brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

Lost brain virginty

"Most waste their most creative years by figuring how to look like retouched images." - J P

Job interview questions

Here are the "right" answers to the worst questions:

• Have you ever brought a lawsuit against an employer? "No, but I’m always open to new experiences."

• Are you planning on having kids? "With you?"

• What interests you about our company? “Um, I heard you were hiring?”

• Can you work under pressure? “If I don’t get this job I’ll lose my house, my wife, and the eight third-world children I’ve been supporting will be doomed to starvation. How’m I doing so far?”

• How do you define sexual harrassment? “Come closer and I’ll show you.”

• Do you ever abuse alcohol or drugs? “I didn’t realize I had to choose”

• What is your biggest weakness? “I have two” ... “one, I have an aversion to kryptonite but it doesn’t normally affect my work, and two, you really don’t want me to work overtime during a full moon. Seriously.”

• Where do you see yourself in five years? “In mirrors and on YouTube. Unless I’m undead; then only on YouTube.”

• We like to consider ourselves an 'open' company who celebrates diversity, tell me about a time you've experience diversity in the workplace? "Well there was this time I called an Asian co-worker a chink and later I realized she was Korean. Boy did I feel silly and we all had a good laugh afterward. Did you know Asians really like photography equipment?"

• If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? "I have a redwood in my pants. Does that count?"

• What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? "African or European?

• Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Peter - family guy:Thinking: "Don't say doing you wife, don't say doing your wife" Says: "Doing you... son?" or 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me that question.'

• What do you think you can bring to the company? "Drugs?"

You can't really prepare. Do your best and live with it!

Alive and well

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. - Rita Mae Brown

Telovadba #89

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Matranje 7,1/10
• Počutje: Plezanje na rimcu in v Vipavi pomaga.

Want to last longer?

• Here are some interesting tips I found here. Ironically I also found out that best intercourse lasts from 7 to 13 minutes. Confused? Or are magazines trying to sell us an ideal again?

1. Master masturbation.Masturbate with a woman's orgasm in mind, not your own. In other words, take your time: Work up to 15 minutes. Bring yourself close to the point of no return, but don't let yourself ejaculate until time is up.
2. Squeeze.If you're overheating during sex, stop and squeeze right below the head of your penis, focusing the pressure on the urethra — the tube running along the underside of the penis. This pushes blood out of the penis and momentarily represses the ejaculatory response.
3. Pinpoint ejaculatory inevitability. The process of sexual response has four phases: excitement, plateau, orgasm, and resolution. The trick is to recognize the spectrum of feelings throughout the process. Rate your sexual excitement on a scale of 1 to 10. Try keeping yourself at 7.
4. Sexercise. A Kegel is an exercise that helps tighten muscles responsible for ejaculatory control. Become familiar with them by cutting off the flow of urine and then starting and stopping it repeatedly. Once you have the exercise down, practice your Kegels anywhere: at your desk, behind the wheel. Tighten your muscles and hold for a count of 10, then release.
5. Press, don't thrust. Press the end of your penis into her clitoral head. Linger in her vaginal entrance, where the most sensitive nerve endings are. When you do have intercourse, focus on small, shallow movements that penetrate the first 2 to 3 inches of her vagina.
6. Show a little courtesy. Ladies first, gentlemen — and we're talking about more than just holding the door open. When you help her have an orgasm first, it relieves you of some of the pressure to please and the psychological anxiety that feeds into PE.
7. Ask your doctor about Prozac. A recent study showed that 73 percent of men who suffered from premature ejaculation either were cured or improved after taking 20 milligrams of Prozac a day for a week and 40 mg thereafter.
8. Go for a second round. Shrug off an early emission with some extra attention to her arousal (yes, it means staying awake), then getting back in the saddle. Most men last much longer the second time around. And the more you practice, the longer that first time will last.
9. Let her climb on. When she's on top, your penis is less stimulated. And ask her to go slowly — long and fast thrusting is hazardous to a man's endurance.
10. Stop thinking of your orgasm. The area of the brain responsible for triggering orgasm is engaged whether you're trying to have one or halt one. The more attention you give it, the more likely it is to arrive. Focus on what's happening now — her silky thighs on your hips, say — and you'll diffuse pleasure throughout your whole body.

• Note to myself - if you are reading this at the age of 80, remember how good sex felt when it was all natural and lasted a long time.

Time for a new Desktop Background?

• Source: www.hdwallpapers.net

• I also recommend these sites.

• If you are feeling Patriotic then choose one of these - Don't go to Slovenia!

Nature making its April Fool!

Woke up at 5:15 AM. There was a mosquito buzzing around my ears. Got up and opened the window to let the cool air inside. It worked..ish.

What are you telling us?

The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. - Lewis Thomas

Telovadba #88

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,5/10 * Počutje: Mal jezen, ker dolgo nisem telovadil.

The pussy patch!

Order here!

"Honey, could you please do the dishes?"

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper

Pollution!

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Love is in chemistry

Source

Telovadba #87

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,5/10 * Počutje: Pred zdravniškim. Bil kr zdrav!

Holywood listened to Alfred Hitchcock

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Telovadba #85

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,2/10 * Počutje: Something. Ne vem.

Fuck you government!

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

No it is not like that!

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. - Laurence J. Peter

Telovadba #84

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,2/10 * Počutje: V kondiciji.

Telovadba #83

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,3/10 * Počutje: Sončno. Jezen kr nism včeraj!

Ha ha

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

A fresh idea for you

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own. - Sidney J. Harris

You are such an idealist!

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. - Joan Klempner

Why possible mergers are bad

Sick: Mastrubating in an airliner

This is a proof that courts aren't all that dull and boring.

Definition of Male chauvinism

Divorced becouse of a bitchy whore

A man always tries his new mistress, before getting divorced.

Telovadba #82

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,4/10 * Počutje: Trdi boj proti pomladanski utrujenosti!

Raising the bar

Economic production or incredible sex. How much better can they get?

Telovadba #81

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,5/10 * Počutje: Ni tolk musklfibra od plezanja včeraj

Telovadba #80

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,2/10 * Počutje: Močan! Arghrhr!

Lessons from Vienna

I loved the weekend trip, without any bullshit...here is what I learned: 1. Bigger cities have this metropolitan feel to it - just addictive. 2. Citybike is a great marketing opportunity for banks. 3. Austrian culture overdone the internalization of norms. Newspaper stands rely solely on fairness, tram tickets are rarely checked...Too much. 4. Erasmus students party a lot. I don't know about sex, but they mostly seemed satisfied. 5. I can't believe that Austrians can still smoke in public places. Smelly. 6. Mixing of different cultures is fun. 7. Short trips are great.

Haleluja, Jesus, God, Salvation, Hell

And all other words that should make sure the ads on this page get even more funny. This testing is fun. If you are not seeing ads connected with salvation...then I am obviously a religious sucker according to Google scanners. Don't click on the ads!

Telovadba #79

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Kmalu spet z utežmi.... * Matranje 7,4/10 * Počutje: Pomaga po mačku.

Eat burek! (or something greasy)

Blah, juck,eauw

Student subsidised food coupon salesman (lady at the counter) just tried to pick me up! Not so much...already disposed the contacts. So who dares to say that Mblogging isn't useful?

Go to the beach! Enjoy the nature!

• More pictures here.
• Personally I like the idea of the baloon floated ads. Could work in many places.

Telovadba #78

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,8/10
• Počutje: Se zbudil po predolgem spanju - mislim, da te preveč spanja poleni (hormoni pa to).

"I have rights"

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. - GK Chesterton

Work hard! Don't forget to have good sex!

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Almost 1$

• Is what I earned over the weekend with my blog. Due to contractual limitations I am probably never going to see my money. Anyway it feels good to know my blog is worth almost a buck.
• Contractual obligations...oblige me not to encourage you to click on the ads on this page so PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON ANY ADS!

Dear reviewer

• If you are reviewing this page for any reason whatsoever, please:

1. Excuse my bad english.
2. Excuse some confusing posts on this page. "Telovadba" has a mantra-like meaning. It is bringing positive energy to all who read the post, even if they don't understand it.
3. Don't worry about having a really boring job...you are probably going to be replaced by "robots" quite soon.
4. Oh and please click OK.
5. Thanks!

Violate copyright or you are weird?

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. -Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)

Bitch

F**k...F**k yeah...F**king great baby...F**k off...Oh Fuck?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing

Google is easy

• And that is why it works and is not being taken over by Micro&soft.
• They focused on users and not profits. In a digital society where marginal costs are close to zero that is the principle to follow.
• I have am going to try this theory to the test by installing adsense.
• According to this I mustn't encourage you to click on any ads so please don't! Maybe you shouldn't even look at them!
• If you hate this page because of ads, please follow the instructions bellow the blog title.

Telovadba #77

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,4/10
• Počutje: Job done.

Definition of politics

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. - Larry Hardiman

Brain work out

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Sir Richard Steele

Telovadba #76

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,5/10
• Počutje: Back in shape?

Ze meaning of life

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

How much are you worth in bed?

• I am worth 1150$ an hour according to this gigolo test, even though I can't beat any of these records.
• So what is the point?
• Are we still amazing if we aren't the best?
• Or are we all whores, but there is not enough money?
• Sex, like everything else, is about economic principles.

Telovadba #75

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,6/10
• Počutje: Več energije za planirati stvari za naprej.

Telovadba #74

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,7/10
• Počutje: Več energije za narest stvari.

Gone too far? (Don't insert into pennis!)

Source. I think it is photoshoped, jet some legal cases make me doubt my theory.

Cognito

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)

Different abilities

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.- Friedrich Nietzsche

Matter of perspective

• Person A: If someone wants my respect he/she must earn it.
• Person B: Everyone should be respected until he/she screws up.
• So what is the difference between A and B?
• One of them usually acts a bit snobbish, while the other is usually considered a nice guy.

Telovadba #73

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,6/10 Suffer malo manj kot včeraj.
• Počutje: Zbujen, kljub "samo" 7 uram spanja.

"I think we are a couple"

• "She is staying overnight at my place, a lot"
• This kind of phrases confuse me a lot...
• Official status has no value if the rewards are inappropriate. So my logic is:
• You having good sex = you are happy = I am happy.

Which goals to follow?

"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult." - EB White

Telovadba #72

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,8/10 Suffer malo manj.
• Počutje: Poln delovne energije.

Rodica

• The highest hill in the background, getting a very impolite message (kurc te gleda), was the destination of this ski trip.
• We were lazy, because we bought and used a "one way to the top" ticket for Vogel skiing resort. That means we only had to hike 3km of distance with approximately 300m elevation. Not much.
• But as you can see, there was much sun...which I still feel on my face. Note to myself:Next time use sun protection!
• Firstly we crossed a slope and walked a short but quite steep slope to get to the ridge:
• 
• After that it was an easy ridge hike to the top. I even got to use ski skins (pse).
• 
• The top was very quite pleasant untill it started filling up.
• 
• Fancy views...
• 
• Skiing was quite nice, although I used the classical 180cm skis - which got their scars (half a centimeter deep!) in the lower parts of the ride. The terrain is very versatile...steep, wide, narrow, flat...just great.
• All in all a great way to get tanned.

Telovadba #71

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Matranje 7,9/10 Suffer.
• Počutje: Po enem tednu okrevanja od poštenega padca na smučanju (zabil se z Difovccem in si skoraj zlomil roko), je fajn telovadit...čeprov je mal suffer. No pain no gain.

In the end...

"In the end, everything is gonna be alright. If it is not alright its not the end."

I am your worst critic

...and my name is your subconscious mind!

Telovadba #70

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,2/10 Preveč pavze.
• Počutje: Ok. Tekanje čez golovec po telovadbi pa že malo huda. Me bolijo noge.

Your penis is huge and tiny

• WTF?
• According to this average erect penis measures from 12.9 cm to 14.5 cm.
• Please don't go and measure yourself, but do use this and try and put this figure into perspective.
• Are you feeling tiny or huge?

Telovadba #69

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,3/10 En tedn prehlada in živciranja zaradi poroke sta mi pobrali predvsem maksimalne moči.
• Počutje: Smejim se kreativnosti naslova tega posta.

Imaginative add ons

This + this = this Post industrious economy rocks (and shakes)!

Tragic? No, just funny

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is funny

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." - Stephen Hawking

Rogaska crystal maybe?

• An idea they definitely should borrow.

Telovadba #68

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,1/10 Pavza je bila fajn. Sploh, ker je pomenila smučanje po deviškem snegu.
• Počutje: Močnejši. Bolj samozavesten.

Sej je hudo, ampak sej bo dobr!

• =I know it is hard, but it will be alright...
• A lesson every man should learn, because it is how to comfort women.
• Remember don't look for solutions or be practical...just be there and be comforting.
• Solve things when asked to do so.

Telovadba #67

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,2/10
• Počutje: Normalno.

Telovadba #66

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,3/10
• Počutje: Zvečer...preveč hrane v vampu.

Telovadba #65

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,3/10
• Počutje Sončno na deževen dan.

Intersection of ideas

Go to copyblogger article to read about it.

Spirals of happiness

Only our actions are controllable in this drawing. Act.

Telovadba #64

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,4/10
• Počutje .

Telovadba #63

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,5/10 Kvazi-trebušna gripa požre energijo.
• Počutje Fajn. Bl buden.

Playing drums the whole f**king life

Take 3 minutes to watch this and another two to think about it.

Hairy confidence

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there’s your diamond in the rough. - Larry David

Character

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. - Evan Esar

Laughing brings people together

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Telovadba #62

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,4/10 Muskelfiber je prasica.
• Počutje: Lačen. Boni me vabijo.

Telovadba #61

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,2/10
• Počutje: Zašvical. Grem pod tuš.

Love, really?

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Telovadba #60

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,1/10
• Počutje: Mogoče bo počas treba še več obremenitve...ker je to že malo dolgčas. Na začetku gvihtanja so me malo skeleli komolci.

Where do they sell this stuff?

Video.

Telovadba #59

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,1/10
• Počutje: Ok.

Telovadba #58

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,1/10 Prehuda tež je šla hitro ven.
• Počutje: Ne tečno.

Telovadba #57

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• 5+5 z 10 kg uteži.
• Matranje 7,5/10 Predolga pavza, čez praznike +2 kg
• Počutje: Še 1999 v tem letu, pa bom zadovoljen.