Saturday, April 28, 2007

Sex tip n.1

  1. If everyone, even priests, can give sex tips, why can't I make fun of them? Plus add some words of wisdom.
  1. So my first sex tip is going to be called:
Chill and reviving ecstasy
  1. If you had sex (with someone!), and if you don't have a dick, then you probably realised that without "eating the sausage", there is no "ridding the sausage". It is one of the life truths which can't be avoided many times = there usually is no next time!
  2. So now that you have accepted this fact, why not make it as good as possible for both you and the lucky fella?
  3. So when you prepare for your next sheet shredding adventure, make sure to add a nice chill beverage to your usual accessories ( whips, baby lotion, chocolate, fuck towels, condoms, barbie toys...). Personally I recommend Guinness, because of its depth, softness and smoothness. But if you are a patriot, even the national stuff will do. Although don't be surprised if it is a bit sour, rough and well, can cause occasional burps.
  4. Just to make extra sure I am clear, here are the most important points:
  5. 1. undress him and yourself 2. pass him the chilled can/bottle to open it (remember, you want him to fell like a man, for after this foreplay!) 3. take a sip of the beverage, but don't over do it, because you need some space left right? 4. start sucking, and make sure you mutter along, when he starts his song of joy. 5. Make sure the beverage doesn't come out of your mouth (or nose) again. = you swallow.

Friday, April 27, 2007

More CO2 means only greener future.

  • I love the irony behind this quote.
  • Unfortunately, this guy is probably right, if we frame the discussion to a global scale. Why? Because plants grow better if they have more CO2, to photosynthesise. For example when scientist compared the growth of same kind of carrots in "normal" environment to a hyper CO2 one (same water and sun conditions of course), the results showed that carrots that had more CO2 available grew more. So globally, if you have more CO2 in the atmosphere, you are going to have a more plant/algae growth. Because bigger (in mass and numbers) plants/algae have more chlorophyll, which is green, you have a more green planet in the future.
  • Just to deal with the most usual doubt: But we are going to have draughts/floods and plants don't grow if they don't have water/are under water. - We must stay in the context of this quote. Even if the weather patterns and consequently water distribution changes in the future, so will the pattern of organisms witch contain chlorophyll (plant/algae). But because they will have more CO2 available they will grow faster. So you still have a greener future! Even if you don't like the Adriatic sea covered in algae it is still greener than it was before!
  • The first person who clearly shows logical fallacies in my post is going to become eligible to receive a subsidy to state subsidised food! ( free lunch)

Monday, April 16, 2007

Velika dnina

Tired and angry!

Saturday 4:15 am. I am abruptly awoken by a bang of the kitchen door. Fotr keep the f....g noise down! Still half conscious, I come to conclusion that I decided to join Fotr, Mac and Marijan to a mountain skiing trip. I don't remember much for the next two hours, but I probably got dressed, got in the car and slept until we parked just under the first 180 degree turn on the Vrsic road. I woke up, put my equipment on and we started descending. Yes, descending, because in order to get to the slope under Velika dnina, you have to descend 50 meters, cross a nice mountain stream and walk past "Kekčeva dežela" and then around 2 km on nearly flat ground. Which is not as pleasant as it sounds, if you are wearing ski boots and a heavy back pack. To make things a bit more interesting, naturally, we took a short cut. And soon enough we were jumping over big rocks in our ski boots. Really adventurous, and stupid, since there was a nice walking route about 200m next to our adventure path. Thank you Fotr, for showing your reputation, as the navigator who always gets at least a little lost, still stands. Luckily we soon found a path, leading to Špik, and followed it for a while. Then we turned right and soon found ourselves digging our own footsteps in semi soft snow. Luckily there were four of us and we got through the steep and soft part quite fast. After that went forward to do the digging and was making very good progress almost until the top, when things turned for the worse. Other three had skis only an average dick size shorter than two meters, so they taped walking skins on them and made good progress. On the other hand I like shorter skis, that can't be used for walking on them, so I was soon digging my own footsteps into a relatively soft snow. On the altitude of 2300m, that is especially unpleasant, because that's where I usually start to feel the altitude. And if every third steps ends with your leg sinking at least, to knee deep in the snow, it soon becomes very psychological. So I did my fair share of swearing, which gave me almost unlimited determination. Which I stupidly used to climb higher than we originally planed and soon found myself climbing very crumbly rocks. It seems it is genetic, because Fotr followed me. After a while we finally realised that we wont be able to have lunch in the middle of a cliff so we dug a ledge in the snow and after 20 minutes of "Krnicar style" preparation we started our descent.

The slope is over 45 degress steep.

It was really steep and narrow so after initially sliding for 4 meters I finally made my first turn. I took Fotr some sliding and good nerves to get from our little trap, and then it was time for some serious skiing and fun.

The conditions were excellent. And so was the view...

However, I soon decided to try the snow under a rock wall. Of course I asked to Fotr to video my descent and because the snow was a combination of soft and hard there, that resulted in the most spectacular video of me crashing into the snow. Maybe I will get over my ego issues and post it here :). Lower down the mountain, the snow was a bit harder, so I had the chance to add some really pleasant carving turns to my descent. Of course I have a video of that too. After a very pleasant sandwich break, we continued skiing down until we reached a really steep and narrow part. So it took us a while to slide down and that gave me a chance to make some nice pictures.

Onward, the descent took us through a very interestingly shaped narrow valley where I really enjoyed skiing because the snow had lots of interesting bumps and shapes, so it was a lot of fun carving over and around them. But unfortunately we ran out of snow. So we had to carry our skis for around 500 meters through a maze of big boulders. This was quite tricky, so Mac ended up breaking his skiing pole and landing on his nose a couple of times. The rest of us had little more luck. After jumping over big rocks in snow boots, we found new straps of snow. So we put our skis back on. Nobody cared if the snow was only about 10cm deep and skiing was accompanied by squeaking noises coming from beneath the skis. When we reached the forest I even learned that you can ski over moss covered ground for some distance. We got quite close to the car, put the surprisingly undamaged skis back onto our backpacks and marched the last 50 meters uphill back to the car. The feeling of taking skiing boots off after 9 hours of walking and skiing can't be described. Neither can the smells.

Then we drove to Aljazev hram, a very pleasant bar with a view of Triglav and honoured the expedition with a very decent dose of beer.

Luckily I was driving back home, so I avoided carving incidents on dry land and hang over the next day.

Friday, April 13, 2007

First thoughts

Read this excellent quote:

  • Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau
  • What was the first interpretation your mind came up with?
  • Do you have a dirty twisted mind or are you very practical?

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Who wants to go to Everest with me?

  • Almost two months of extreme headaches, vomiting and sleeping in cold tents!
  • Not to mention the pain and fatigue each movement causes.
  • Have I gone mad, to volunteer for all this suffering?
  • No not really, because after watching Everest, beyond the limit on Discovery, I found a blog of a talented member of the next years expedition.
  • His descriptions are very lively, so I invite you to go along. (by reading it of course)!
  • And don't forget to remember you are in fact at a cosy home while you read it.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Five stages of grief

  1. Is another example of an urban myth, produced by a combination of time, social interactions and TV shows. Why do I think it is bullshit? I recommend you this interesting article about it.
  2. However, the psychological principle behind the misused idea of The Five Stages of Coping with Trauma is not trivial and can be used very broadly (I'll have some fun with it, to see if I get it):

For example lets say a guy is dating a pretty girl, falls madly in love...but without notice (at least from his perspective) she dumps him for a more attractive guy:

  • DENIAL ---No f....g way. She is probably just joking. She couldn't just be with him. We have so much chemistry. Anyway I have plans for a really romantic date tonight...
  • ANGER ---Bi..h! She is such a s..t! (Imagine smashing sounds in the background) I should probably kill her and that play-boy of hers. (I ran out of ideas so please think of a Jerry Springer show...)
  • BARGAINING ---(realizing that he is going to be solo for a while)... "Maybe I should give her another chance, it was perhaps just a slip...". - In this stage I can imagine sleazy and beggy phone calls and SMS's, demanding a date that will "make things right".
  • DEPRESSION ---"Oh God, I am such a loser. I couldn't even keep her. How on hell am I ever going to get a girl as great as her? I'll die alone! My feelings for her are killing me! It would be best, if I just kill myself. Rozamunda, I still love you!"
  • ACCEPTANCE ---"She is gone and now I know she wasn't really my type. But there are many other nice Young ladies. I am going out tonight and I am going to be really sharp..."

I hope, you enjoyed reading this example as much as I enjoyed writing it. Sadly I lack some creative imagination! But I know I'll be able to get through this trauma (lack of imagination!) by using The Five Stages of Coping with Trauma.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Data v. Information

  • Today is a very good day. I found lots of interesting and useful articles for my diploma, I spent 4 hours on coffee breaks where I was gently caressed by warm sun and gentle wind. Not to mention excellent company. And I also learned a new concept:
  • Information exists only in the consciousness of an intelligent individual and describes the knowledge about certain objects, events... If an intelligent individual wants to share it with another, he must translate this into data, send this data to him and hope he will render it into information similar to his.
  • So what is the great breakthrough of repeating ancient Greek philosophy concept? The practical implications, because by use of this informational science concept, I finally realised how crucial the way you pack information into data is.
  • If you are unclear about what I wanted to say in this post, it is not packed correctly (my fault) or you are intellectually unable to produce the expected information ( your mommy's fault - for choosing a stupid sexual partner :) ).
  • Practically I have learned that every time you want to get a certain information into someones head be careful to: 1. pack information into most easily decodeable data 2. be aware of the receivers limitations.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Feeling stupid...

  • Did you know voting is obligatory in 32 countries? I didn't. And for me it is a problem, because this single piece of data means my conceptions of democracy and voting systems were based on insufficient data. Basically, this means they are /were flawed.
  • So now I find myself experiencing a very interesting, unknown feeling: the fear of other skeletons in the closet.
  • But because pessimism isn't really my character or productive I am going to say: For me, realising my knowledge is only a drop in the sea means progress.
  • Anyway, if you know why I am writing this: Again, I am sorry!

Ride, si sapis

  • Sometimes dead languages make sense. Why? Simply, because they can say so much with so little words. They also add a sprinkle of mystery and importance to the ideas used. That is why I like Latin.
  • I still owe you the translation/ my explanation of the title of this post. I think it is an example of Latin at its best, short, effective and memorable: Laugh, if you are wise!
  • It is really effective, because in three short words is says more than English does in: I am an optimist, it doesn't make much sense being anything else.

  • For debating and adjudicating I love this one: Argumenta ponderantur, non numerantur. I know translation isn't needed... sometimes I feel understanding of the idea behind those words would be. For more thoughts on debating visit http://sidebate.blogspot.com.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

I am leaving for New Zeland

  • I got bored with Slovenia, Ljubljana and same old friends. I want something new. Something fresh.
  • So I decided to finish my law degree as soon as possible and head south east. Almost as far as it goes. I want to go to a land that is as green and diverse as Slovenia, but different and fresh. So I am moving to New Zealand.
  • There I am firstly going to teach skiing in Mt Ruapehu resort for about three months to get some fresh air and cash and then move to Auckland, where I am already making arrangements on information security legal consulting job in New Zealand standards inc.
  • I know getting to know people on line may sound a bit adventurous, but I think Maggie and I have so much in common that we'll really get along.
  • I also heard air is much cleaner in southern hemisphere.
  • So today (apr 1. ) I have bought flight tickets-2543$ and am looking forward towards my bright future.