What are you telling us?

The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. - Lewis Thomas

Telovadba #88

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,5/10 * Počutje: Mal jezen, ker dolgo nisem telovadil.

The pussy patch!

Order here!

"Honey, could you please do the dishes?"

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper

Pollution!

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Love is in chemistry

Source

Telovadba #87

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,5/10 * Počutje: Pred zdravniškim. Bil kr zdrav!

Holywood listened to Alfred Hitchcock

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Telovadba #85

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,2/10 * Počutje: Something. Ne vem.

Fuck you government!

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

No it is not like that!

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. - Laurence J. Peter

Telovadba #84

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,2/10 * Počutje: V kondiciji.

Telovadba #83

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,3/10 * Počutje: Sončno. Jezen kr nism včeraj!

Ha ha

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

A fresh idea for you

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own. - Sidney J. Harris

You are such an idealist!

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. - Joan Klempner

Why possible mergers are bad

Sick: Mastrubating in an airliner

This is a proof that courts aren't all that dull and boring.

Definition of Male chauvinism

Divorced becouse of a bitchy whore

A man always tries his new mistress, before getting divorced.

Telovadba #82

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,4/10 * Počutje: Trdi boj proti pomladanski utrujenosti!

Raising the bar

Economic production or incredible sex. How much better can they get?

Telovadba #81

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,5/10 * Počutje: Ni tolk musklfibra od plezanja včeraj

Telovadba #80

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Matranje 7,2/10 * Počutje: Močan! Arghrhr!

Lessons from Vienna

I loved the weekend trip, without any bullshit...here is what I learned: 1. Bigger cities have this metropolitan feel to it - just addictive. 2. Citybike is a great marketing opportunity for banks. 3. Austrian culture overdone the internalization of norms. Newspaper stands rely solely on fairness, tram tickets are rarely checked...Too much. 4. Erasmus students party a lot. I don't know about sex, but they mostly seemed satisfied. 5. I can't believe that Austrians can still smoke in public places. Smelly. 6. Mixing of different cultures is fun. 7. Short trips are great.

Haleluja, Jesus, God, Salvation, Hell

And all other words that should make sure the ads on this page get even more funny. This testing is fun. If you are not seeing ads connected with salvation...then I am obviously a religious sucker according to Google scanners. Don't click on the ads!

Telovadba #79

* Jutranje radosti * Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati) * Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati) * Kmalu spet z utežmi.... * Matranje 7,4/10 * Počutje: Pomaga po mačku.

Eat burek! (or something greasy)

Blah, juck,eauw

Student subsidised food coupon salesman (lady at the counter) just tried to pick me up! Not so much...already disposed the contacts. So who dares to say that Mblogging isn't useful?

Go to the beach! Enjoy the nature!

• More pictures here.
• Personally I like the idea of the baloon floated ads. Could work in many places.

Telovadba #78

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,8/10
• Počutje: Se zbudil po predolgem spanju - mislim, da te preveč spanja poleni (hormoni pa to).

"I have rights"

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. - GK Chesterton

Work hard! Don't forget to have good sex!

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Almost 1$

• Is what I earned over the weekend with my blog. Due to contractual limitations I am probably never going to see my money. Anyway it feels good to know my blog is worth almost a buck.
• Contractual obligations...oblige me not to encourage you to click on the ads on this page so PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON ANY ADS!

Dear reviewer

• If you are reviewing this page for any reason whatsoever, please:

1. Excuse my bad english.
2. Excuse some confusing posts on this page. "Telovadba" has a mantra-like meaning. It is bringing positive energy to all who read the post, even if they don't understand it.
3. Don't worry about having a really boring job...you are probably going to be replaced by "robots" quite soon.
4. Oh and please click OK.
5. Thanks!

Violate copyright or you are weird?

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. -Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)

Bitch

F**k...F**k yeah...F**king great baby...F**k off...Oh Fuck?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing

Google is easy

• And that is why it works and is not being taken over by Micro&soft.
• They focused on users and not profits. In a digital society where marginal costs are close to zero that is the principle to follow.
• I have am going to try this theory to the test by installing adsense.
• According to this I mustn't encourage you to click on any ads so please don't! Maybe you shouldn't even look at them!
• If you hate this page because of ads, please follow the instructions bellow the blog title.

Telovadba #77

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,4/10
• Počutje: Job done.

Definition of politics

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. - Larry Hardiman

Brain work out

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Sir Richard Steele

Telovadba #76

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,5/10
• Počutje: Back in shape?

Ze meaning of life

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

How much are you worth in bed?

• I am worth 1150$ an hour according to this gigolo test, even though I can't beat any of these records.
• So what is the point?
• Are we still amazing if we aren't the best?
• Or are we all whores, but there is not enough money?
• Sex, like everything else, is about economic principles.

Telovadba #75

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,6/10
• Počutje: Več energije za planirati stvari za naprej.

Telovadba #74

• Jutranje radosti
• Piramida štemanja za tricepse (z obrati)
• Piramida štemanja za bicepse (z obrati)
• Kmalu spet z utežmi....
• Matranje 7,7/10
• Počutje: Več energije za narest stvari.

Gone too far? (Don't insert into pennis!)

Source. I think it is photoshoped, jet some legal cases make me doubt my theory.

Cognito

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)

Different abilities

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.- Friedrich Nietzsche