Sunday, April 20, 2008

Also useful for relationships

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. - Jerome Blattner

Thursday, April 17, 2008

True

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Monday, April 14, 2008

Be Inspired (use if you feel down!)

Source: Nasa
  • Here are some of the best quotes you might have missed when feeling inspired:
  • Success seems to be largely the matter of HANGING ON after others have let go - William Feather
  • Fear keeps people small. On the other side of your greatest fears lives your greatest life - Robin Sharma
  • Be positive. What you think is who you become
  • When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy - Samuel Goldwyn
  • Be the change you want to see in the world - Ghandi
  • Success is the outcome of thinking, visualizing, planning and taking action
  • Your mind is the generator of failure, and also the generator of success
  • When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps
  • The absolute back up
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it present.
  • If you want to be happy, be - Leo Tolstoj
  • Use only if really down on motivation
  • A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step - Lao-tzu
  • Thought is action in rehearsal - Sigmund Freud
  • Motivation is when you dreams put on work clothes - Benjamin Franklin

Sunday, April 13, 2008

She found out!

What to do when you find out your girlfriend found your blog (which says...don't read this!):
  • Stop posting links to questionable pages. You might get a shocking surprise, next time you have sex.
  • Respect woman nature even more. Worship her will power to take enough time to find the damn blog!
  • Stop boring her with the same stories you write about on the blog. She already knows about them.
  • Don't whine about her on-line. Not that there is anything to whine about darling ;).
  • Work out more regulary...so she knows you are in shape! (Or at least make it look like you are :) ).
  • Always end your posts with: Hugs and kisses darling! And begin them with flowers. Pretty flowers!
Or not! Hugs and kisses darling! ;) (Picture from: http://getawallpaper.com:8080/categories/Others/HDR/HDR_Wallpapers_37.jpg)

Averagely successful in life!

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. - Jean Kerr

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Famous = Rich

  • Why?
  • Because even your nude photos get expensive (almost 90,000$) if you get famous!