Wednesday, August 06, 2008

even look hot?

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. - Jessica Alba

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Calendar crazy

  • I love calendars. Outlook, Thunderbird+lightning+Google calendar...you name it.
  • But sometimes physical world really has its touch appeal.
  • http://www.bubblecalendar.com/index.htm
  • Make it in local languages, different colors and sell it
  • (If faced with low funds...just import)

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Do your best!

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Honestly...what is that?

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Character

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. - Evan Esar

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Quid pro quo applies

  • The last single (pre wedding) parties are always interesting. Particularly in rural places. It is obligatory that the future husband gets tied on a Cross. Don't ask me why, but I would speculate it has much to do with socialistic past of a country. It is not uncomon for a (in the end, not so much) bride to lose her groom, because of hypotermia, alcohol poissoning, or other types of stupidities like tying "Jeseus" on a cross and driving him around in a trailor, without any straps, through tight curves, with neck braking speed...yes, literaly neck braking.
  • However none of these beat the following scenario:
  • A very outspoken and creatice guy was organizing a fare well party for his best friend. Since he felt that "Jesus" was a bit conservative, he made sure, he got tied to the Cross and then brought out a prostitute, which gave him a blow job in front of other guys. I don't know if they still are best friedns, but I do know he did not like the experience.
  • The next year the sides were shifted. The story pretty much repeated itself, and the future broom quite loudly said, oh yeah my last single blow job, thanks guys, I am going to enjoy this... Well, it turned out that his friend was also quite creative, because he returned the rather unpleasant experience, by araging a male prostitute to really return the favor.