How much are you worth in bed?

• I am worth 1150$ an hour according to this gigolo test, even though I can't beat any of these records.
• So what is the point?
• Are we still amazing if we aren't the best?
• Or are we all whores, but there is not enough money?
• Sex, like everything else, is about economic principles.

Matter of perspective

• Person A: If someone wants my respect he/she must earn it.
• Person B: Everyone should be respected until he/she screws up.
• So what is the difference between A and B?
• One of them usually acts a bit snobbish, while the other is usually considered a nice guy.

I am your worst critic

...and my name is your subconscious mind!

Your penis is huge and tiny

• WTF?
• According to this average erect penis measures from 12.9 cm to 14.5 cm.
• Please don't go and measure yourself, but do use this and try and put this figure into perspective.
• Are you feeling tiny or huge?

Sej je hudo, ampak sej bo dobr!

• =I know it is hard, but it will be alright...
• A lesson every man should learn, because it is how to comfort women.
• Remember don't look for solutions or be practical...just be there and be comforting.
• Solve things when asked to do so.

Intersection of ideas

Go to copyblogger article to read about it.

Spirals of happiness

Only our actions are controllable in this drawing. Act.

A reminder on how great collective creativity can be

• Lots of creative people (who work for free)+ digital technologies + internet + a dedicated organizer = Awesome creation...example.
• In numbers: 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 7
• I believe that this concept is less than 10% exploited.

Haggling

I've been to the Grand Bazaar of Istanbul a bit too often in the last week so here is what I have learned:

• Grand bazaar is mostly about screwing stupid tourists.
• Just say NO. Or say nothing.
• If you want the prices to fall just say you are from Bosnia, or another poor ex-Yugoslav country such as Slovenia.
• Haggling can be exciting, even addictive. Some people then go and buy stuff just so that they can haggle.
• Don't be too excited about anything.
• If a salesman takes five minutes to walk you around town and offers you tea and water, you are not obliged to buy his most expensive item.
• Just walking away does wonders for the price. Very good principle to use in daily life as well.

Why is dating an Austrian girl a hard thing to do?

• Especially, if she also speaks slovenian:
• "Pridi k meni, moj Tigerrr!"
• Now remember how they say the letter R!
• Read the line again, and imagne how the foreplay would be like.

• For my international readers, here is the international edition:

• "Grab me hard, my Tiger!"

Power of religion.

• With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

- Steven Weinberg

• Amen ?!

More CO2 means only greener future.

• I love the irony behind this quote.
• Unfortunately, this guy is probably right, if we frame the discussion to a global scale. Why? Because plants grow better if they have more CO2, to photosynthesise. For example when scientist compared the growth of same kind of carrots in "normal" environment to a hyper CO2 one (same water and sun conditions of course), the results showed that carrots that had more CO2 available grew more. So globally, if you have more CO2 in the atmosphere, you are going to have a more plant/algae growth. Because bigger (in mass and numbers) plants/algae have more chlorophyll, which is green, you have a more green planet in the future.
• Just to deal with the most usual doubt: But we are going to have draughts/floods and plants don't grow if they don't have water/are under water. - We must stay in the context of this quote. Even if the weather patterns and consequently water distribution changes in the future, so will the pattern of organisms witch contain chlorophyll (plant/algae). But because they will have more CO2 available they will grow faster. So you still have a greener future! Even if you don't like the Adriatic sea covered in algae it is still greener than it was before!
• The first person who clearly shows logical fallacies in my post is going to become eligible to receive a subsidy to state subsidised food! ( free lunch)

Why can't sex be like runing?

After doing it for the second time this year, (make no mistakes, I am talking about running!) I am tired. Pleasantly tired... so I wonder why didn't "mother nature" make sex more like running? I am going to try and convince her (mother nature!) with my reasons why sex should be like running:

• you don't need foreplay, you just put your snickers on and you are off,
• you don't need a partner who needs satisfying. If she gets tired or is unwilling you just leave her behind. (and no solo sex is not sex!)
• society accepts the fact that you do it in groups or even with persons of same sex
• it is unlikely that your partner will hurt or infect you
• if you don't use protective gear, the group of runners doesn't accidentally increase in nine months.
• you can wear white socks throughout the activity
• and...
• 

I know these reasons don't necessarily make much sense, but I don't care I am finally high (running high) again!

I'd rather be kicked in the nuts...

or how I started running again. After completing "tek trojk" last year I ran exactly 0 = zero, kilometers. But because the earth almost completed its steady jog around the sun, it is time to start training for the traditional event again. So I did exactly that on this gloriously warm and sunny day. And I won't go into detail on the pain chapter but, lets just say that it obviously takes time and a few trainings to achieve runners high. So to keep my lazy ass returning to the woods of Golovec here are my reasons why running is actually good for me:

• It is healthy ( I know this is severely contradictory with The Pain, but hey doctors are usually right, right?)
• I get to enjoy nature in all of its forms ( did I mention that young female homo sapiens are in healthy numbers in the woods of Golovec)
• Spill over effects are very diverse ( getting more work done afterwards, having the energy to write this...)
• I get to brag about it.

So for all these reasons will someone please help me deal with the pain. - By that I don't mean that you should kick me in the n..s but join me!

I love her!

• After years of pain and passiveness I finally met my true love.
• She is dark, rich and can keep me busy for a long time.
• I feel we will be together forever and ever, unless I find one that is even more enlightening.

• This coffee plunges into the stomach...the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop...the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp-shooters. - Honore de Balzac

Being unbiased

is an art. And it is harder to achieve than a really hard "Kama sutra" position . Why?

• Because it takes practice - doing it a couple of time just can't replace years of experience.
• Because it takes organisation.
• Because you need to be neutral.
• Because you must have a yardstick.
• Because it takes freedom of mind.
• Because it takes unburdened soul.
• Because it takes a conscious effort.
• Because it takes kamikaze style determination.
• Because it takes eagerness.
• Because you need a realistic approach!

That is why the majority simplifies matters and defines unbiased this way:

However some still feel they can be unbiased ( if you want to know who, look up the post and read carefully) and end this way:

PS: My soul is finally at rest

Joy...

• ...comes from little things in life. You just have to open your eyes.
• ...turn on you camera and take a picture. I love it.

Briefly on stupid people

1. Is it too cruel to say that Darwin awards are actually bad, because they don't only present a hell of a story to normal readers, but can educate people who might otherwise help to "improve the species by accidentally removing themselves from it, thereby ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter" ?
2. For example if a few of award candidates read one of the most popular news today, according to the Google news, then it might occur to them that holding your wee, is generally a very bad idea. Even if you do it, to get a wii.
3. Jenifer is surely going to get an award, but the crucial question here is how many candidates are going to learn, that bursting bladder is one of the most painful way of dying?



4. And are the competition organisers very cleverly cloaked Nazis or just a bunch of candidates?

Is failing to plan, planing to fail?

• On December 30Th this year I am going to do a radical change! I am going to start to plan my life in far greater detail. Why 30.12. and haven't I done planning until now?
• Well, I agree, that making new year a fresh start is something less than intelligent because the date itself has little or no logic behind it. So it is better to choose your own "I will change" date instead of having it forced to you. I am still considering 29.12 :) . Free choices are also crucial to personal happiness, because no one can feel the satisfaction of completing planned things on a certain day, for me. Furthermore, using my given time more optimally, should help unleash my potential... and before I start sounding like a philosophical self-help guru, lets get to the practical details...
• I don't want to become a freak obsessed with planning every minute of his day. For example if I feel like brushing my teeth for an extra minute / or going on a short coffe break with a friend I met on the street my daily schedule shouldn't suffer for it. On the other hand, I want to know how I invested my most valuable asset: 16 hours of being awake. The idea is to decide which things are important for me daily and do them right.
• I am still deciding if I should make my planning digital or very analog - paper planner. Currently I am downloading some personal organizer software and hopefully some of it will be useful. Perhaps I will even go for the planner that my mobile phone producer supplied. Or get a PDA. ALL IDEAS/EXPERIENCES/STORIES ARE VERY APPRECIATED! Update: Saddly technology feels so useles compared to paper & pen sometimes.
• But as always, the philosophical question remains... will I really fail if I am less efficient and leave certain things on the sidetrack? I believe that the best way to find that out is to leave philosophy on the sidetrack and try it!

Relationships explained!

Did you start to believe that the magazines are right and relationships are something so complicated it can be a headline topic again and again? Well, I don't. Relationships between men and women can in fact be so simple they can be described by four very simple, high school equations:

1. smart man + smart woman = a romantic relationship
2. smart man + stupid woman = an affair
3. stupid man + smart woman = a marriage
4. stupid man + stupid woman = a child

So there you have it... If you don't get it then your wife or your child will hopefully explain it to you!

Source of this Realisation is Polet. The jokes section - in every joke lies a certain amount of truth :) .