Saturday, June 24, 2006

Ego massage
After completing his spring exams, a student is found doing the most usual thing: Chilling out and enjoying his beer with his friends. The atmosphere in the bar is quite relaxing, there are many nicely dressed people walking around, exchanging looks, chatting with each other and having a good time. Or at least faking it quite succesfully. Since the music is quite loud, the student really doesn't feel like shouting to be heard, and to be honest, he doesn't have any really interesting ideas to share at the moment. So he enjoys the sweet bitterness of his beer, the soft sofa and the refriged air which is gently flowing from the convectors above. His mind is occupied with all the plans he made for the summer and in "deep" moments he can almost feel the cool, cristal clear water of the sea emracing his body, the soft and fresh air filling his lungs in the moutains, the extatic feeling of enjoying a great concert... Then his pleasant thoughts are suddenly interrupted. A good looking blonde and a stunning brunette step next to his seat. They are both dressed in red, which really shows their above average looks in a seducing, erotic light. The student is not at all bothered by the interruption, untill his eyes are scorched by an object. In the arms of the perfectly shaped, smiling brunette, his eyes find a bucket! There are some buds and ice bathing in it and girls both have bud written on their shirts. For obvious reasons, it took quite some time for the student to notice that. Finally he and his friends are asked a routine question: Boys would you like some? But just before returning a routine answer : No thank you, my La?ko will do just fine, something makes the evening a bit more interesting for the student. The brunette with the bucket, looks at him again and asks: Don't you also work for the same model agency as we are? The student is a bit surprised by the question, but quickly returns a bit borring, but relaxed answer with a smile: No, you must have mistaken me. She smiles back and takes her bucket to the next table where boys will perhaps want some of her stuff.
The student who never considered himself really handsome had his line of thought abrupted a bit. The first thought was that she had probably mistaken him for a driver or an administrative worker at her agency. But his mind check dismissed this option, because he found it quite unlikely due to the fact that female ex models mostly do such work. He didn't bother with any "deeper analysis", because he found the thought of being mistaken for a model more amusing. Another thought occupied his neural network, what if she works for an agency which employs casual workers for speeding up the sales? Another glance at her perfect figure and soft face dismissed this theory. Well, he really didn't feel like consciously think about it any longer so he just smiled to himself and left this situation to his unconscious mind for further processing. His conscious mind returned to more relaxing, seaside&cocktail connected topics.
Since the student still feels very holiday like, I'll leave the interpretations to you.

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