Relationships explained!

Did you start to believe that the magazines are right and relationships are something so complicated it can be a headline topic again and again? Well, I don't. Relationships between men and women can in fact be so simple they can be described by four very simple, high school equations:

1. smart man + smart woman = a romantic relationship
2. smart man + stupid woman = an affair
3. stupid man + smart woman = a marriage
4. stupid man + stupid woman = a child

So there you have it... If you don't get it then your wife or your child will hopefully explain it to you!

Source of this Realisation is Polet. The jokes section - in every joke lies a certain amount of truth :) .

My definition of: most fun with your clothes on.

Les2alpes, perfect slope, excellent snow conditions... if it doesn't work click here. I am only going to post Google video links for other parts of definition... ( Google has uploading & linking problems and I don't have a whole day). I also like mountains, especially if they can be climbed, and even more if they can be descended like that: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6229079883964199446&hl=en . - My camera is still in one piece. Back to skiing. This year I discovered, that snow parks are a lot of adrenaline fun. Flying through the air with your skis is a really special feeling: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3854420434060252839&hl=en. But simply isn't on the same level as real flying. In its purest form - a tandem parachute glider from Krvavec. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4948817448493705296&hl=en Luka, thanks again!( if you want to try it with a safety freak instructor, contact me and I will give you his contact details). When I grow up, I will hopefully have enough time to take up this amazing sport. Back to skiing, again. Because of its low weight and extremely narrow, carved turning I got really fond of 1m long skis ( r= 6,5 m) . Because they are really easy to carry around, I also love to take them to mountain peaks and descend from them - "turna smuka". This is a very unusual, a bit icy descend from Storzic : http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1489284471098600508&hl=en And another unforgettable ride from Jalovec shoulder: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3862069028894694062&hl=en. There are many other videos stored in my head, but even Google, can't seem to find a downloadable link :) . Anyway, I am looking forward to extending the definition. PS: Many thanks to Marko, Tone, My Hand, Peter and Luka for helping me catch all these moments on camera.

Just a night out...

And here are The quotes of the night: ( in order that should make sense, although they are all from women... deuce doesn't have gender)

1. I didn't get drunk for the past six months. - then this might get interesting...
2. Trust me 43% of population is bisexual, I have done research. - no comment needed.
3. Men have their G spot in their anus. -hope her boyfriends like it rough...
4. Men like anal sex, because while they do it, they fantasize of having a penis up their anus. -ouch
5. To see what you like, you have to experiment. -damm right!
6. I really hope they will pass a law forbidding smoking ( after just putting out her 5Th cigarette), I need an incentive to stop. The government should help me!
7. SOooo you have beeen baaad this year! ( drunken, deuce (parkelj) screaming... he nearly overturned) - am still sorry to punish such a good girl by bringing her near this ashole.
8. I have the constitution on the backseat of my car. -every lawyers wettest dream.

Lots of fun...A few beers and its beneficial substances always help!

Happy Joe

1. Was born many years ago to a very average family. For the first year of his life, he seemed very average. He drank his milk and soaked his diapers. But in a few years it got obvious that the average Joe, from an average family had a problem. He couldn't keep up with the average growing up scheme the average government created for their average infants. Joe had problems with learning how to walk, so he crawled, he had problems with learning how to talk so he moaned, he had problems with learning how to eat, so he sucked, he had problems with learning how to think averagely, so he didn't. When the loving average parents couldn't keep up with Joe's needs, they were forced to put him into an average institution. They had to do exactly as all other average parents did in this situation. So poor Joe was put into an average ward and got an average treatment. Joe became an average subject in an average institution dealing with little less than averagely developed individuals. Joe's average parents still loved him and tried to visit him as often as their average jobs allowed them. So just before Christmas, they came on an average visit. They brought him a very average gift. An average mickey mouse watch with a mickey mouse printed on the background. Mickeys hands represented the clock hands. Joe's reaction to the gift was quite average. He moaned and started squeezing it in his hands. But then his average father fastened the average watch to his wrist. Joe took another, a bit disoriented look at the average clock face. There he saw an averagely cute mouse, that seemed to move and wave to him. He didn't know how or why, but every second that happened, it made him feel extremely happy. And by the time it happened again he forgot what happened almost a second ago and made him so happy. So every time the mouse moved and gave him a wave he was surprised and happy again.
2. For the first time in his life he smiled, allowing his average teeth to shine. And never again was he able to take his average eyes away from the average watch face with a mickey mouse clock hands. He looked at it when he was having his average institution meal, he watched it just before he went to sleep and watched it as the sun awoke him in the morning. And he watched it every second in between. Average nurses in the average institution soon made a very average conclusion. Joe smiled and laughed all the time. He always looked as the happiest man on earth. Joe was special.

What makes you happy?

Farewell Misko!

1. I don't speak about my relationships. Even more seldom write about them online. But today, I am going to make an exception.
2. We met roughly eight years ago and from the start I was impressed by Misko's stable, simple and sea-deep blue attitude. You could say it was love at first sight. We gave each other wings and explored Ljubljana from a totally new, exciting perspective. With time, our relationship deepened, as we grew more and more accustomed to each other, letting us have even more freedom from the crazy world around us. Misko made me feel I could fly, because in his grasp I could lose all the worries, spread my hands and and enjoy the swirling wind around my fingers. (Titanic scene...)
3. For eight years we fought cold and windy days, got through scorching heat, over taken crazy paced world, waded through deep snow and avoided all the old witches that tried to jump into our path.
4. But like in all serious relationships, we had "the seven year crisis". Misko knew that the time is starting to erode his splendour and started acting grumpy and single minded. I have to admit, I got a bit bored with our relationship and started looking for new opportunities.
5. We talked things over and decided, it would be best if Misko had a complete make over. And after a serious operation, a completely renewed Misko stood in front of me. The operation was a huge success and Misko got almost too good for me in my eyes. Every time we were together, I felt as if I am not good enough for him, because he demanded a lot from me. For six months I tried really hard to keep up and got amazing feelings in return, but noticed how cocky he has become.
6. But as winter drew closer, our relationship got more and more unstable. We had a few minor quarrels, but I still thought we would get around them. Sadly, our fights escalated and once he threw me on the pavement in the middle of a crossing. I stopped talking to him, he was no fun anymore.
7. Misko obviously felt the same, because on a sunny Autumn Wednesday he left me, without saying a word.
8. World as I know it collapsed. It got so much harder for me to get anywhere. I felt so robbed, like something vital was taken from me.
9. After many lonely walks I got over it, and now I am in a fresh new relationship! Ljubljana feels magically accessible again. It will take some time for me to learn to fly again, but knowing that I am with somebody who will always support you, makes you feel excited to learn.
10. As for Misko, I got over him. But I must admit we had glorious eight years together, we had more than 550 hours of joy and saved an equal amount of lonely, walking-misery time to my feet.
11. Misko, I will never forget you! If you can do me a last favour, for the good old times, please crash the motherfucker that you ran away with, as hard as you can!

How would you feel, if they stole your bike? :)

News input

• Is uncontrollably big for an average consumer, or in fact anybody, especially if you put your remote controller and paper down and start whacking your mouse. There is almost an indefinite amount of sources, and these mostly recycle information from a few main ones. Then they add a few adds and "provide" it to us in a familiar form. As many before me, I often ask myself, what if the recycling over-transforms or eradicates the substance I want or need?
• The most persuasive answer to this problem is still, that you should always check as many information outlets as possible which are closest to the source of the information (example: Reuters, BBC feed...) and evaluate them with a lot of scepticism and common sense. A good sense of humor is usually very useful as well.
• The technology will always try to follow the demand. And the demand is to be able to follow the news input as efficiently as possible, because no one really has 10 hours every day to evaluate news. And I feel that the supply is already here or here...
• It may still have some limitations and operational hick-ups, but the sole idea of creating a programme that sorts all the vital input into a more transparent matrix or form is a brilliant platform on which further development will surely follow.
• So, it is a bit ironic, but the media that knits this news Gordian knot ( the Internet ), also provides the Alexanders sword to cut it. But in the end its up to us to decide if and how to use The sword.